June 23, 2025

Slipped on a Pair of Trousers: Sarah Rosetta Wakeman

Slipped on a Pair of Trousers: Sarah Rosetta Wakeman

History's attics hide remarkable stories, and few are as compelling as Sarah Rosetta Wakeman's. At just 19, this strong-minded woman from rural New York made a decision that defied every convention of her time—she cut her hair, put on men's clothing, and became Lyons Wakeman. The eldest of nine children born to struggling tenant farmers in 1843, Rosetta faced limited options. Marriage wasn't in the cards, and her family's crushing debt demanded all hands working. When she discovered that coa...

History's attics hide remarkable stories, and few are as compelling as Sarah Rosetta Wakeman's. At just 19, this strong-minded woman from rural New York made a decision that defied every convention of her time—she cut her hair, put on men's clothing, and became Lyons Wakeman.

The eldest of nine children born to struggling tenant farmers in 1843, Rosetta faced limited options. Marriage wasn't in the cards, and her family's crushing debt demanded all hands working. When she discovered that coal hauling on the Chenango Canal paid better than any "women's work," she embraced a male identity that offered both financial stability and personal freedom.

But when Union Army recruiters appeared offering a $152 enlistment bounty (worth over $3,000 today), Rosetta saw an opportunity she couldn't pass up. As Private Lyons Wakeman of the 153rd New York Infantry, she performed every soldier's duty—standing guard, drilling with precision, even engaging in fistfights—all while maintaining her secret identity. Her letters home reveal a practical motivation far removed from patriotic fervor: "I am as independent as a hog on ice," she wrote, proud of her $13 monthly salary that helped sustain her family back home.

For almost two years, Rosetta served without detection, first in Washington DC and later in Louisiana during the brutal Red River Campaign. She survived the Battle of Pleasant Hill only to fall victim to dysentery, dying at 21 in a New Orleans hospital where not even the attending doctors discovered her biological sex. Buried under her male identity, her remarkable story remained hidden until her letters were discovered a century later.

Dive into this incredible story of a woman who challenged 19th-century gender expectations not through protest, but through quiet, determined action. Her surviving letters paint a vivid picture of Civil War life and reveal a pragmatic spirit who saw male disguise not as political statement but as a practical path to independence. Subscribe to hear more hidden stories from history that will change how you see the past—and perhaps the present too.

    • An Uncommon Soldier: The Civil War Letters of Sarah Rosetta Wakeman, alias Pvt. Lyons Wakeman, 153rd Regiment, New York State Volunteers, 1862-1864 by Sarah Rosetta Wakeman https://amzn.to/463jhcu 
    • Wakeman, Sarah Rosetta – Civil War letters and biography. An overview by the American Battlefield Trustbattlefields.orgbattlefields.orgbattlefields.org.
    • Bierle, Sarah Kay – “From History’s Shadows: Sarah Rosetta Wakeman.” Emerging Civil War (Mar. 30, 2024) – Analysis of Wakeman’s letters and life

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00:00 - Podcast Introduction and Beer Tasting

12:24 - Sarah Rosetta Wakeman's Early Life

21:27 - Joining the Union Army as Lyons Wakeman

30:03 - Life as a Soldier in Washington DC

36:52 - The Red River Campaign and Battle

43:10 - Dysentery and Wakeman's Lasting Legacy

50:18 - Wrapping Up and Final Thoughts

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Oh, hey there.

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That was aggressive.

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Oh hey there.

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I'm Kate.

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And I'm Bradley.

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How are you?

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And we're the History of Foods, oh yeah.

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And I am good.

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And I'm Bradley, how are you?

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And we're the History of Buffoons.

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Oh yeah, and I am good, that's us, that's us.

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We are what you would call buffooning around here.

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This took a minute to get going.

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I had a little technical difficulties with my camera setup, which is, in other words, my phone.

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The secret's out.

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Was it really a secret, though?

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I mean only if you ever say it like that again.

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That was amazing.

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No, it's.

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We don't have what you would call a studio.

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We don't have what you would call a high class setup.

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I'm fucking high class.

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I don't know what you'll call a high class setup.

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Um, I'm fucking high class.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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Let's not get carried away.

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We do what we can with what we got.

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We still have fun.

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It's good times.

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I'm warm as fuck because I just set it all up, so let's get into the beer hey, we went on yeah so we went camping with some friends, a lot of friends.

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A lot of friends and we thought it would be fun to bring some beers back for our podcast because, well, we like to drink beer, and so what we did specifically is we got some beers from the states that we drove through and were in.

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So this is the Ohio one, correct?

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Yeah, yes, so we were the Ohio one, correct?

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Yeah, yes.

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So we were in Ohio, camping, camping, and on our way back we picked up some, well, beer.

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Moeller Brew Barn.

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Moeller Brew.

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Barn Established in 2015.

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So we both each have an individual flavor that we picked for this.

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I have a honeywagon ipa what mine comes with jokes does it really.

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Yeah, I wonder if mine does too I just can't bottom if I wonder, if I just can't read it, it's at the very bottom okay, I don't think mine does then okay, so I've got the berry, cherry, wheat, and it says berry, punny jokes.

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And it says what do you call a bear that gets caught in the rain?

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What A drizzly bear.

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Oh dear Dad jokes why did the grizzly bear wear a vest?

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Why.

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Because he had the right to bear arms.

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Yeah, okay, I like that one better.

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Why don't bears ever look sad?

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Why, when they have a problem, they grin and bear it that was a par, but we'll take it that's fantastic no, I wish now I feel cheated that mine doesn't have jokes this one is from maria stein, ohio, 5.7 ABV, and this is the Berry Cherry Wheat.

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Mine is, ooh, 6.6.

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Hello, and it's a tropical IPA with honey, malt, sweetness, mango and pineapple notes and big aromatics.

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Ooh, I almost read that wrong.

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I actually kind of did read it wrong.

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So we are going to have this new beer.

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I was instructed to bring Katie back up Medello in case she didn't like it.

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But cheers, cheers, ooh.

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That's very cherry wheat.

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Is it very cherry.

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It's very cherry, it's very cherry if you will cherry, it's very cherry.

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Is it Very cherry, if you will?

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I see what you did there.

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Thank you, I wish you wouldn't have but um it's is it too, cherry Undetermined.

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Can you grin and bear it?

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Yeah, I feel like, even though these are cold, yeah this one in particular needs to be colder, and you know how I feel about cold beverages.

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I'm not as particular as you are.

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I like my shit fucking cold.

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You are typically whatever kind of attitude towards if it's a little warmer or cooler or whatever.

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Yeah, but this one I feel like it needs to be very, very cold.

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It needs to be very cold.

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Very cold.

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Otherwise I can't grin and bear.

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Okay, that's we're beating a dead horse here, but it's good, it's good, I like it, do you?

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I like the cherry, I like the wheat.

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It needs to be like frozen.

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Maybe a slushy type thing.

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Just under me, just under slush.

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Under slush, under slush.

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Yeah, can I have an under slush please?

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What anyways?

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Uh, this one's pretty tasty.

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I like this one.

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It's got some good flavor to it.

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So, yeah, thank you, ohio, for, uh, some decent beers here.

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Yeah, this one's awesome I was excited fun fact ohio has drive-through liquor stores had no idea.

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That was a thing, no idea.

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I had to run out and pick up some beers for some of the people at one point and I was looking for I was gonna get them at a gas station nathan and I got thirsty yeah and um.

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Well, I found a liquor store.

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I'm like, oh, I'll stop there.

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And I got out of my car and I'm like, oh, nope, this isn't happening.

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So I got back in the car and I then proceeded to drive you didn't tell me you got out of the car.

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I don't think if you did, I forgot I did and you forgot.

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But that's okay because, remember, I went into that little parlor with a you order pizza.

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It's like a pizza joint attached with a liquor drive-thru liquor store and I was gonna ask a question but it took the chick forever to take an order over the phone.

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So I just walked out and I'm like I guess I'm driving through then, but it's like I can't, I can't look at all this yeah, you can't look at it all it's like if you go in there, it's like either you say give me a moment, and you like slow, roll it through it, or you know what the fuck you want yeah, or you have to like hey, can I see what that can says, because I can't read it?

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nope, that's not what I want.

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Give it back.

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And they have to put it like it's weird it was strange, but you know I mean different.

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I've never I mean I've seen drive through liquor stores before.

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Yeah, I've never experienced it like that, though and the limited exposure I had to ohio liquor stores was only drive-through, so apparently that's an ohio thing.

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I had no idea.

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Yeah, if they have traditional like what we're used to, beyond me yeah but it was strange, it was different but we got there and we didn't even have to leave her car.

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So but like when, when?

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When we asked the person like, hey, what ohio beers do you have?

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She had no clue they were very nice people though so nice they were very nice um, didn't have the knowledge, the one was up front and saying I don't know anything about beer, let me go ask.

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I forget her name.

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I'm apologized.

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I'm sure they won't listen to this anyways, but uh, and then she asked her.

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I also didn't really know yeah I had.

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I got lucky and said what's that?

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And I had to like literally guide her to it, and it just happened to be an ohio beer, so it fucking worked out perfectly we're like we'll take it.

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Yeah, let's do it, let's, let's give it a go, and um, yeah, anyways.

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So this episode's got Ohio beer.

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We have another episode that will have Indiana beer.

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Indiana beer, because, well, we drove through both states.

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Surely did.

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Surely did.

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Wow, that just reminds me of that.

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Was it from Airplane?

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Don't call me Shirley.

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I never jest.

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And stop calling me Shirley or whatever the fuck it is.

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Shirley, you jest.

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Anyways, what do you got for us today?

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I have a story.

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Okay, I know I'm going to bend this way.

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No, for a particular reason.

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Okay, wall, I'm just making sure.

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And Bradley's shoulder.

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Hello shoulder.

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Was it the cold shoulder that was?

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not a good one.

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Is that an idiom?

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Is that an idiom?

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I don't know what a stuman is.

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Is everything an idiom?

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Are you an idiom, am I?

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I think so.

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We're going to talk about Sarah Rosetta Wakeman.

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Wakeman Rosetta Wakeman Wakeman.

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She was born in 1843 in Bainbridge, New York.

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Can I ask a question real quick?

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What have I said already that deserves a question?

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Is this a sad story?

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So?

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this one is.

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That means yes, to a degree.

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No, it's a bigger picture story.

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It's a bigger picture story.

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It's a bigger picture story.

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What does that even mean?

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Okay, so it's 1843, right?

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I know it well.

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Yes, she dead okay.

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She died in 1843?

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No, oh, she's already dead in 1843.

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No she was born in 1843, but because it was so long ago, you can assume that she is now dead.

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She almost died 200 years ago, so she's dead right now.

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Oh, my God.

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Cheers to Kate wanting to kill Bradley.

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Yeah, okay, so she was the oldest of nine kids.

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That's a lot of fucking kids.

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Because back then you had a family to work.

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So how old was she in 1843?

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She was born.

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Oh, that's when she was born.

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I'm sorry, she was zero.

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Yeah, she was zero in 1843.

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I'll bust the crickets out again.

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Her family was a farming family.

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They struggled.

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They had debts.

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And you said this is in New York.

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Yeah, okay.

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She worked her tail off even from a young age.

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She was eventually like a domestic servant, and all of this was to help the farm Sure, help her family.

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Right by her late teens, marriage was not in the cards for her.

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Her dad was drowning in debt and there wasn't a lot of opportunity for women at the time, so she was kind of a.

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There was a lot of financial pressure at home, with her family in deep debt.

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Excuse me.

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And the eldest of nine kids.

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She was expected to work, as opposed to marry and leave oh sure, yeah, because they needed her, her help, they needed her yeah, her hard labor, yeah, um, and marriage wouldn't mean essentially abandoning that duty it kind of reminds me of something my son said the other day about getting something.

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I'm'm like, well, you can get a job, and then we can get it.

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He's six.

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So no, he can't get a job, he's six.

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I'm like, yeah, go ahead, buddy Work.

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The Wakemans were also poor tenant farmers.

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Rosetta had very little dowry.

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Her name is Sarah Rosetta, but they call her Rosetta.

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Do you know what their main crop was?

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I don't, I didn't look it up.

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I mean, I don't know what they grow in.

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New York area, yeah, Because obviously, like well, you're familiar with corn.

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Having been a corn husker for most of my life.

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Well, I mean, I think your bassinet was made out of corn life.

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Well, I mean, I think your bassinet was made out of corn now.

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Rosetta was a really strong-minded woman.

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She was kind of frustrated with how limited roles women had back then and she really wanted more.

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She wanted money, she wanted freedom and she wanted a lot less family drama, which apparently there was some between her parents.

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Okay, I mean with that kind of upbringing, with needing the help like she did, I can see why there'd be tension, even just from that alone yeah, let alone, other factors, I'm sure.

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Yeah, okay.

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In August 1862.

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So she would have been 19.

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19.

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She made a bold move.

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Oh, she got a stone, rosetta Stone.

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She slipped on a pair of trousers.

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She slipped on.

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Oh, she actually put them on.

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I'm like, is she okay?

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That's something.

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I would have said what do you mean?

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She slipped on trousers.

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Is she okay?

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Is she okay Okay?

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I mean you can understand why I was confused there.

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Sorry, oh dear, oh dear, I can't stop it.

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It's so funny, Beer me.

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Oh my God, my mind did not go.

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Does she put on clothes at all?

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I don't know how I did that, but that was pretty great.

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My cheeks hurt.

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I'm not even going to attempt to drink them.

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Okay, she put on a pair of pants.

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Okay, thank you.

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She slipped on some trousers.

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Oh no, Did Dad leave them in the floor?

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Shit, oh, my God.

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It stops, okay.

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She also cut her hair.

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Oh, like a boy, uh-huh.

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And she picked a new name, lyons Wakeman L-Y-O-N-S, because I know you got a joke in there somewhere.

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Is there any other way to spell lions?

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I mean seriously.

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So, just like that, she walked out of her old life.

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And into her new.

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And into a new one as a working man.

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But she wasn't a man.

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So her first stop was Chenango Canal, which is in central New York.

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It's a canal.

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She landed a job hauling coal onto barges.

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Oh, okay, sure, not glamorous, but it paid.

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Better than her laundry services, I'm sure, yep, and it than her laundry services, I'm sure Yep and it offered her some independence.

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Well, right, I mean.

00:14:01.716 --> 00:14:03.802
So did she not tell her parents or her family?

00:14:03.842 --> 00:14:04.365
She just up and left.

00:14:04.365 --> 00:14:04.765
She did.

00:14:05.831 --> 00:14:13.461
Her family did know that she, yeah, okay, yep, perfectly know, so that was kind of part of the plan to let them know, hey, I'm going to go try and make more money.

00:14:13.461 --> 00:14:13.782
Yeah.

00:14:13.782 --> 00:14:18.176
Them know, hey, I'm gonna go try and make more money.

00:14:18.196 --> 00:14:20.344
Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm not sure if they knew that, what the details were.

00:14:20.344 --> 00:14:21.870
Yeah, I'm not sure if they knew that she pretended to be a man.

00:14:21.870 --> 00:14:28.163
Yeah, gotcha um, they probably did eventually, but I'm not remembering offhand, that's all right.

00:14:28.163 --> 00:14:41.102
So she was working under the name lions wakeman, but also occasionally she'd switch it over to edwin wakeman and I'm not sure why one or the other, but it was mostly lions how did she come up with lions?

00:14:41.364 --> 00:14:42.005
I don't know.

00:14:42.125 --> 00:14:47.780
That's interesting I mean, that's really interesting quite a unique, I don't know maybe it's her, her dad's middle name.

00:14:48.302 --> 00:14:49.530
I mean, and it very well could be.

00:14:49.530 --> 00:14:51.974
It's hard to say, but that's just.

00:14:51.974 --> 00:14:52.375
I don know.

00:14:52.375 --> 00:14:53.796
I find that rather unique.

00:14:53.836 --> 00:15:03.073
I guess is all so but she could prove that she could do the hard physical labor just as well as any guy around her.

00:15:03.073 --> 00:15:05.655
Sure, um, and she wasn't shy about it.

00:15:05.655 --> 00:15:13.172
She wrote a lot of letters back home and they have all most of them, if not all have survived which is why we know the story.

00:15:13.172 --> 00:15:14.033
Oh, very cool.

00:15:14.033 --> 00:15:22.664
She wrote to her parents quote I'm as independent as a hog on ice, and if they don't let me alone, they will be sorry for it.

00:15:26.311 --> 00:15:28.653
How independent is a hog on ice.

00:15:28.653 --> 00:15:37.539
So isn't it kind of sad in the world we live in that you can't go back through letters and develop a story from someone's life?

00:15:37.539 --> 00:15:41.783
I got to go to your Instagram posts, Fucking stupid.

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Yeah, we don't write letters anymore.

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It's really sad.

00:15:44.325 --> 00:15:49.994
I still remember I've mentioned him to you before our family friend out in California.

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When I was a little kid I used to actually write him letters back and forth because, well, I like to do that.

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I haven't written a letter to somebody, wow.

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Cherry.

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Cherry In a long fucking time.

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So it's kind of sad.

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I feel like it's a loss.

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I'm sure I know people still do it, obviously, Just in my world not so much.

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It's just kind of sad.

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Yeah.

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Because you can't develop stories like and what was this person doing?

00:16:19.476 --> 00:16:43.600
yeah but anyways yeah, now you have to go back through facebook and instagram and twitter x and, yeah, all the social medias which don't get me started on that text messages yeah yeah, yeah, but see, that's why I'm not on any of that we do it for our podcast because, well, we like to try and grow our podcast.

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That's it.

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And individually, you and I both don't social media very much so I'm on youtube and pinterest yeah, it's just because you watch videos on youtube.

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Yeah, and I'm not even like active doing stuff.

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Right, you're just watching videos and you're crafting things you like and whatever but, you know.

00:17:01.909 --> 00:17:03.774
So that's a little different to me.

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Not like posting, why would you do that?

00:17:07.747 --> 00:17:09.191
Like when someone did something?

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So you have to be so negative?

00:17:10.372 --> 00:17:13.497
Be fucking positive, yeah, yeah, support people.

00:17:13.497 --> 00:17:20.530
That's all I'm saying yes, so sorry that was my social media rant when.

00:17:20.530 --> 00:17:34.779
So she's a hog on ice, apparently independent I think that might be the name of the episode hog on ice I already highlighted it did you really look at you go being proactive Now?

00:17:34.799 --> 00:17:35.701
we're going to use something else.

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Quote from the woman.

00:17:37.104 --> 00:17:37.344
Okay.

00:17:37.625 --> 00:17:42.500
Okay, she ended up enlisting in the Union Army of the Civil War.

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Oh shit, as Lion's Wakeman, okay Boom.

00:17:48.231 --> 00:17:49.678
She's going to fuck some shit up.

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No longer hauling corn, I'm just going to wear my Union blues.

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Union Jack hauling corn.

00:18:01.010 --> 00:18:03.417
I'm just gonna wear my union blues union jack and I'm gonna own, own oh have get receive my own cash.

00:18:03.438 --> 00:18:09.775
That took a long time to get there yeah, I didn't know which word I wanted to use, so I just used them.

00:18:09.775 --> 00:18:13.560
Oh, that's great slipped on trousers.

00:18:13.560 --> 00:18:16.125
That still might be the title too.

00:18:18.730 --> 00:18:28.494
So while working in the canal she ran into some army recruiters Okay, and With her cart or what she ran into them with her cart.

00:18:28.494 --> 00:18:29.459
Oh for fuck's sake.

00:18:31.270 --> 00:18:33.700
Hey, you started the episode with dad jokes.

00:18:33.700 --> 00:18:35.519
That's not on me.

00:18:35.650 --> 00:18:37.650
No, the beer started with dad jokes.

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You did not have to read.

00:18:39.655 --> 00:18:39.957
Okay.

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Okay, sorry.

00:18:41.009 --> 00:18:48.442
The 153rd New York Infantry was handing out $152 enlistment bounties.

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Bounties, so like if you enlisted, you got a.

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You got this money you got $152.

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And in 1862, that's quite a chunk of change.

00:18:58.741 --> 00:19:00.633
Yes, do you know how much it would be today?

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$3,000?

00:19:02.678 --> 00:19:02.678
.

00:19:02.758 --> 00:19:03.097
Yes.

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Seriously.

00:19:04.161 --> 00:19:04.821
Good job?

00:19:04.821 --> 00:19:07.430
No fucking way, yeah, $3,112.

00:19:07.970 --> 00:19:09.250
I'll take it High five.

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Cross the room, high five, okay, fuck yeah, yes.

00:19:11.833 --> 00:19:19.137
So you could say that's going to be amazing for a poor working family.

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Here's $3,000.

00:19:20.238 --> 00:19:25.602
That's kind of I don't want to say life changing per se but it could be for some people, for some people back then.

00:19:25.602 --> 00:19:27.363
That was fucking huge, Wow Okay.

00:19:27.843 --> 00:19:33.826
And then, beyond that original enlistment bounty, the regular pay was $13 a month.

00:19:34.508 --> 00:19:34.788
Right.

00:19:37.471 --> 00:19:38.193
How much is that?

00:19:38.273 --> 00:19:41.383
in today's $3.50.

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$2.66.

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Overshot it.

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I didn't win the challenge on.

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Price is Right but that is great money for domestic workers, for hardworking farm families.

00:19:53.222 --> 00:19:53.963
No, that's huge.

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It was basically survival.

00:19:58.840 --> 00:19:59.561
They had nine kids.

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They should have enlisted all of them.

00:20:01.829 --> 00:20:02.994
Well, to be fair.

00:20:03.537 --> 00:20:03.979
I'm kidding.

00:20:04.611 --> 00:20:05.836
She was only 19.

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I know, and you said she was the oldest.

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So at this point, do you have any idea how many more of their siblings were in existence or no?

00:20:14.041 --> 00:20:15.444
No, no, that's okay.

00:20:15.444 --> 00:20:18.479
Well, she was, I would assume, all nine.

00:20:18.880 --> 00:20:27.222
but as she was 19 probably oldest, she could not enlist yet why, is not.

00:20:27.383 --> 00:20:30.152
Is she not old enough, or do they have to be 18?

00:20:30.152 --> 00:20:30.772
Way back then?

00:20:31.554 --> 00:20:39.385
I assume you had to be 18, but even back then people enlisted at 16 and 17 for World War II let alone the Civil War.

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She lied, saying that she was 21.

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Oh then maybe I guess, I don't know, I guess I never knew an age limit back for the Civil War.

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Do we dare look it up?

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I mean, I feel like you should.

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Yes, yes, there, look it up.

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I mean I feel like you should.

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Is there, yes, yes?

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Is there an age limit in the Civil War?

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Let's do it.

00:21:06.250 --> 00:21:07.095
Let's do it.

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Sorry, I dipped off a camera.

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There we're back.

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Is there an age limit to rent a car For jury duty in Wisconsin For jury duty to join the military on American Idol To donate blood for Pope?

00:21:17.122 --> 00:21:18.874
Oh my God, is there an age limit to rent a car For jury duty in Wisconsin For jury duty to join the military on American Idol to donate blood For Pope?

00:21:18.874 --> 00:21:20.363
Oh my God, is there an age limit for Pope?

00:21:21.805 --> 00:21:22.246
For Pope.

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Does the Pope shit in the woods?

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Answer is yes, hard fucking yes.

00:21:28.836 --> 00:21:30.141
Okay, 18.

00:21:31.711 --> 00:21:32.454
For a civil war?

00:21:32.454 --> 00:21:34.153
Yeah, so why would she say that?

00:21:34.212 --> 00:21:36.799
I wonder why she was like I'm 21.

00:21:37.930 --> 00:21:39.292
That's interesting.

00:21:39.292 --> 00:21:43.942
It almost makes me ask the question did it benefit her station within the army?

00:21:43.942 --> 00:21:50.663
I have no idea, but that's kind of odd that she would lie to be 21 when you only had to be 18, and she was 19 at this point.

00:21:50.910 --> 00:22:00.298
But at the same time, during their physical exam, they're like you've got hands and arms and legs, You're good to be our warrior.

00:22:01.250 --> 00:22:02.875
Good thing they didn't have to check other parts.

00:22:04.680 --> 00:22:04.921
Nope.

00:22:05.569 --> 00:22:06.694
Thank goodness for that.

00:22:06.816 --> 00:22:09.278
Nope, she passed as a man, get this.

00:22:09.278 --> 00:22:11.116
She was only five foot tall.

00:22:12.511 --> 00:22:13.275
Oh, just like straight.

00:22:13.275 --> 00:22:14.258
Five foot, five foot.

00:22:14.258 --> 00:22:16.778
Holy fuck, teeny tiny.

00:22:16.778 --> 00:22:29.316
That is a short mother fucking person fair-skinned, blue-eyed wow I I, that throws me off just because I am six three, so I am decently tall.

00:22:29.316 --> 00:22:31.361
Yeah, I always wanted to be six five.

00:22:31.361 --> 00:22:35.857
Came up two inches short but, um, wow, five foot.

00:22:35.897 --> 00:22:44.853
That's crazy, that is super short so apparently, all you have to do is put on some pants and you're a man or you slip on them whatever trousers.

00:22:44.853 --> 00:22:54.756
Yeah, am I right so private lions wakeman, now officially a soldier of the 153rd new york state volunteers company h.

00:22:54.756 --> 00:22:58.042
A three-year term, no turning back.

00:22:58.711 --> 00:22:59.736
No, turning back.

00:22:59.990 --> 00:23:04.421
By October she was shipping out with the regiment, heading south to Washington DC.

00:23:04.421 --> 00:23:11.459
Okay, and it was the first time she traveled so far from home and probably like the first time, she had to sleep next to like 40 other farting men.

00:23:15.565 --> 00:23:23.192
Yep Way to paint a pretty picture but in her letters to her family she told her parents not to worry.

00:23:23.192 --> 00:23:28.103
She says, quote I mustn't trouble you, you mustn't trouble yourself about me.

00:23:28.103 --> 00:23:29.112
I am contented.

00:23:29.112 --> 00:23:32.219
I believe that god will spare my life to come home once more.

00:23:32.219 --> 00:23:48.761
Then I will help you pay your debts, end quote well, look at her, be so just damn fucking great rosetta was ready to be a soldier, not for glory, not for politics, but literally for money for money to earn her keep, to prove her independence and to help the family

00:23:49.604 --> 00:23:52.992
exactly yeah, no good for her exactly that's fucking fantastic.

00:23:52.992 --> 00:23:54.193
That's something we don't have today.

00:23:54.294 --> 00:23:54.515
Yeah.

00:23:54.515 --> 00:24:05.146
So for the first year and a half of her armored career she lived with a soldier's life early mornings, endless drills, bad food, even worse hygiene.

00:24:07.290 --> 00:24:09.578
How did she keep the ruse up of being a man?

00:24:10.630 --> 00:24:13.097
Well, she didn't have to fucking change in front of anybody.

00:24:13.880 --> 00:24:14.121
Why.

00:24:14.230 --> 00:24:15.997
She probably had a shiwi, for all we know.

00:24:16.550 --> 00:24:18.438
I don't think shiwis were invented back then.

00:24:18.438 --> 00:24:20.075
I'm pretty sure they weren't.

00:24:20.075 --> 00:24:25.602
Hold on, let me pull out my plastic thing to cut my vagina and pee out the front.

00:24:25.602 --> 00:24:29.240
I mean seriously, I'm pretty sure they weren't fucking available back then.

00:24:29.869 --> 00:24:34.799
Okay, I purchased one of those over 2020 to help on Grandpa's farm.

00:24:34.839 --> 00:24:35.140
The farm.

00:24:35.161 --> 00:24:40.130
you told me that I one of those over 2020 to help on Grandpa's farm, the farm you told me that I used it maybe only one time.

00:24:40.390 --> 00:24:41.930
Yeah, because you said it was messy as fuck.

00:24:42.170 --> 00:24:47.180
Yeah, because now I have to put this used cup back into the holder.

00:24:47.641 --> 00:24:48.321
See, that's weird.

00:24:48.589 --> 00:24:50.959
And I basically had to drop trow anyway.

00:24:51.150 --> 00:24:53.778
Well, right, because you can't just whip it out like a dude.

00:24:53.778 --> 00:24:57.357
No, no, you still have to drop trowel, at least a decent amount.

00:24:58.221 --> 00:24:58.781
So stupid.

00:24:58.869 --> 00:25:00.272
I mean, I get the concept.

00:25:00.614 --> 00:25:02.577
Great concept, Bad execution.

00:25:02.577 --> 00:25:04.722
Well yeah, you know, but what else are you going to do?

00:25:04.722 --> 00:25:06.273
I'm not going to get a catheter.

00:25:07.076 --> 00:25:09.730
The 153rd Wow that fucking escalated quickly.

00:25:10.211 --> 00:25:24.280
The 153rd New York Regiment was assigned to garrison and guard duty around Washington DC, which meant a lot of time guarding buildings, manning checkpoints and occasionally shooing drunks off of Capitol Hill.

00:25:24.280 --> 00:25:33.846
But she was stationed in places like Alexandria, capitol Hill, virginia, basically doing military police work.

00:25:34.067 --> 00:25:37.097
Okay, okay, is that what her whole regiment basically did?

00:25:37.097 --> 00:25:38.876
That's what they were just all assigned to?

00:25:39.109 --> 00:25:42.199
Yeah, it was pretty much like the Army starter pack, so to speak.

00:25:42.199 --> 00:25:45.232
Starter pack Intro to the Army.

00:25:45.232 --> 00:25:48.019
Exactly Army 101.

00:25:48.019 --> 00:25:49.942
That's funny.

00:25:49.942 --> 00:25:55.623
In her letters home she made it clear that Army life was just fine with her.

00:25:57.269 --> 00:25:59.557
So she actually seemed to be enjoying it yes, she did.

00:25:59.616 --> 00:26:01.182
Yeah, she um drilled regularly.

00:26:01.182 --> 00:26:11.171
She pulled guard shifts every other night and she bragged home saying, quote I can drill as good as any man in my regiment in quotes good for her.

00:26:11.171 --> 00:26:19.804
Yeah, so uh, she smoked, she sw, she marched, she got into at least one fist fight.

00:26:20.105 --> 00:26:20.545
Oh shit.

00:26:20.930 --> 00:26:22.855
With another soldier who got a little mouthy.

00:26:22.855 --> 00:26:31.843
She won this little fist fight Okay, but she, in her own words, said that she lived wildly.

00:26:33.070 --> 00:27:02.378
Well, I mean, if you really break it down what she's doing, yeah, I mean I would agree with that, because I I I'm not going to say she was the only one who did this back then I'm sure there could have been more who knows but uh, pretty, pretty different like mindset to be able to pull this off and go through with it actually, cause a lot of people would be like I'm gonna do that and then like, yeah, fuck this, I'm out.

00:27:02.419 --> 00:27:04.906
Yeah, so I mean good, good on her to like stick with it kind of thing is, I guess, what I'm saying.

00:27:04.906 --> 00:27:05.268
So, yeah, yeah.

00:27:05.268 --> 00:27:15.597
So she barely mentioned any politics or any like patriotic duty right in her letters home there it is um, she, it was all about her, her freedom.

00:27:15.597 --> 00:27:23.529
Okay, she mentioned the 13 a month, equal pay for equal danger, the independent independence to send money home and plan for her future.

00:27:23.529 --> 00:27:26.194
It was that's what it was about.

00:27:26.256 --> 00:27:39.038
It wasn't about fighting for a cause for her no her life was her cause her, yeah, she her cause I mean great what's doing, but it wasn't for the country, it was for her and the benefit of her family.

00:27:39.159 --> 00:27:39.318
Yeah.

00:27:39.589 --> 00:27:42.017
So would she actually mail back her money?

00:27:42.939 --> 00:27:43.118
Yeah.

00:27:43.540 --> 00:27:43.800
Yeah.

00:27:44.001 --> 00:27:48.642
Yeah, I think most of it she was planning on giving when she returned.

00:27:49.192 --> 00:27:49.815
That's why I asked.

00:27:49.890 --> 00:27:51.215
Yeah, because that's what it sounded like.

00:27:51.329 --> 00:27:53.037
That's what it sounded like when you said that earlier.

00:27:53.096 --> 00:28:00.282
Yeah, I was just, but I think she also sent money back home, just not the whole entirety, because she also had to live off that money.

00:28:00.522 --> 00:28:06.122
Well, right, Because I mean, but their, I guess, meals were supplied.

00:28:07.153 --> 00:28:07.875
What do you think she?

00:28:07.934 --> 00:28:10.575
had to live off of that money with, like, what did she have to do?

00:28:10.575 --> 00:28:11.875
I mean, I'm not saying, you know.

00:28:12.049 --> 00:28:13.150
I'm just your best guess.

00:28:15.058 --> 00:28:16.807
I'm going to say feminine hygiene products.

00:28:18.630 --> 00:28:19.394
Did they?

00:28:19.494 --> 00:28:20.078
have those back then?

00:28:20.078 --> 00:28:21.729
Well, at least toilet paper, did they have that back then?

00:28:21.749 --> 00:28:28.420
Yeah, they had leaves when was toilet paper invented?

00:28:28.420 --> 00:28:29.643
I don't know, dude.

00:28:30.329 --> 00:28:33.712
Okay, chick, you don't have to look it up or anything.

00:28:33.712 --> 00:28:35.673
You asked, I asked.

00:28:36.275 --> 00:28:42.199
So at one point she did tell her family that she was about to get four months pay all at once.

00:28:42.598 --> 00:28:42.859
Why.

00:28:43.180 --> 00:28:45.101
And she was going to send part of that home.

00:28:45.801 --> 00:28:47.583
Why would she get four months all of a sudden at once?

00:28:47.583 --> 00:28:49.044
I don't know, fuck.

00:28:49.744 --> 00:28:51.185
It wasn't written in the letter.

00:28:52.086 --> 00:28:53.448
It wasn't a part of your research.

00:28:53.448 --> 00:28:56.201
That too, but she also didn't write it down.

00:28:56.201 --> 00:28:56.789
I have to get that in.

00:28:58.815 --> 00:29:04.368
She also hinted that she wasn't going to go back to like Wearing dresses and petticoats after the war who cares?

00:29:04.368 --> 00:29:08.316
She wanted to buy land out west and live as a man Running a farm on her own.

00:29:09.193 --> 00:29:12.251
Out west, like does she have a specific location Out west?

00:29:12.251 --> 00:29:14.375
Or meaning just like Literally west of where she was Just west.

00:29:14.375 --> 00:29:16.028
New Jersey Is New, literally west of where she was just west.

00:29:16.028 --> 00:29:21.137
Oh, so like it could have been, like new jersey is new jersey west of dc?

00:29:21.137 --> 00:29:23.020
Yeah, is it?

00:29:23.020 --> 00:29:36.280
Yeah, I always get confused in, like the, the locations of things, and I've been out to dc and I have as well, but not it was a long time ago I was not old enough to remember shit.

00:29:39.491 --> 00:29:48.220
I think that's funny, that you said that, because you are old enough to remember shit and still don't Sorry.

00:29:49.801 --> 00:29:51.084
Okay, the Army.

00:29:51.124 --> 00:29:52.125
Don't be mad, because it's true.

00:29:52.430 --> 00:29:54.135
Don't be mad at the Okay Okay.

00:29:54.135 --> 00:30:02.825
Anyways the Army ended up transferring her regiment, then in 1864, from cozy Washington.

00:30:03.369 --> 00:30:05.116
Where she was just doing military police shit.

00:30:05.971 --> 00:30:08.317
To the swamps of Louisiana.

00:30:08.518 --> 00:30:09.359
That sounds terrible.

00:30:09.359 --> 00:30:11.215
Yeah, a lot of mosquitoes, I'm guessing.

00:30:12.009 --> 00:30:23.184
She and others in her regiment had to board board steamboats and rail cars, and it took them down the East Coast, across the Gulf and up the Red River.

00:30:23.685 --> 00:30:24.006
Oh dear.

00:30:24.630 --> 00:30:30.339
A thousand miles, holy fuck, to join the Red River campaign.

00:30:30.890 --> 00:30:32.576
What's, and do tell what that is.

00:30:33.573 --> 00:30:34.499
I do eventually.

00:30:34.499 --> 00:30:34.759
Okay, I think.

00:30:34.779 --> 00:30:35.605
All right, hold your, is I do eventually.

00:30:35.605 --> 00:30:36.028
Okay, I think.

00:30:36.028 --> 00:30:38.196
All right, hold your turn.

00:30:38.217 --> 00:30:38.739
Hold your beer.

00:30:38.739 --> 00:30:47.623
It was Louisiana in springtime, not cute.

00:30:47.890 --> 00:30:48.976
I can't imagine it would be.

00:30:48.976 --> 00:30:51.519
I mean, it's getting steamy, getting mosquito-y.

00:30:51.671 --> 00:30:53.257
That hot little mosquito-y.

00:30:53.410 --> 00:30:54.896
Yeah, lots of whatever.

00:30:56.290 --> 00:30:59.721
Can you imagine their digestive tract situation?

00:31:00.029 --> 00:31:03.059
No, I don't want to, because that sounds fucking terrible.

00:31:03.329 --> 00:31:06.898
Yeah, I mean, we're talking boiling heat and we're talking nasty-ass water.

00:31:07.901 --> 00:31:08.403
Oh, my God.

00:31:08.509 --> 00:31:10.115
There's dysentery in a cup.

00:31:11.038 --> 00:31:11.559
Gross.

00:31:11.559 --> 00:31:14.198
That sounds fucking awful.

00:31:14.198 --> 00:31:16.295
Can you not do that?

00:31:19.330 --> 00:31:19.632
Okay.

00:31:19.632 --> 00:31:27.579
So because of dysentery in a cup, hundreds of her comrades fell sick.

00:31:28.001 --> 00:31:34.400
Okay, well, I mean, I can't believe thousands didn't, because that sounds fucking terrible.

00:31:34.400 --> 00:31:36.046
Mm-hmm, ugh, yeah, on April, fucking terrible.

00:31:36.066 --> 00:31:38.732
Mm-hmm, ugh yeah, on April 9th.

00:31:39.454 --> 00:31:41.340
April 9th 1864.

00:31:41.361 --> 00:31:47.133
Okay, her first and only battle happened, oh, at Pleasant Hill.

00:31:48.457 --> 00:31:49.199
Oh, okay.

00:31:49.319 --> 00:31:51.935
Plot twist Wasn't that pleasant.

00:31:52.910 --> 00:31:52.618
I mean, it was battle, so I can't imagine.

00:31:52.428 --> 00:31:52.182
it would have been yeah.

00:31:52.623 --> 00:31:53.383
Wasn't that pleasant.

00:31:53.383 --> 00:31:55.324
I mean, it was battle, so I can't imagine it would have been.

00:31:55.324 --> 00:31:55.564
Yeah.

00:31:56.763 --> 00:32:07.227
So the day before her unit was held in reserve while the Union Army got pushed back, and on day two the 153rd was thrown into the battle.

00:32:07.227 --> 00:32:13.429
So Wakeman took her place in the front rank, shoulder to shoulder with the boys.

00:32:13.429 --> 00:32:16.131
Must gets locked and loaded, yep.

00:32:16.131 --> 00:32:16.590
And she says, quote.

00:32:16.590 --> 00:32:17.212
The next day I had tokets locked and loaded.

00:32:17.212 --> 00:32:17.448
And she says, quote.

00:32:17.448 --> 00:32:20.344
The next day I had to face the enemy bullets with my regiment.

00:32:20.344 --> 00:32:20.890
Oh, dear.

00:32:20.890 --> 00:32:25.457
I was under fire for about four hours and laid on the field of battle all night.

00:32:25.897 --> 00:32:28.615
Jesus Christ, that sounds fucking awful.

00:32:28.756 --> 00:32:30.394
And then she says this to her family.

00:32:30.394 --> 00:32:37.239
Quote how would you like to be in the front rank and have the rear rank load and fire their guns over your shoulder?

00:32:37.239 --> 00:32:39.134
I have been there myself.

00:32:39.134 --> 00:32:39.778
End quote.

00:32:40.029 --> 00:32:41.554
That also doesn't sound pleasant.

00:32:41.554 --> 00:32:49.834
Yeah, wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, I was going to say something, but I won't.

00:32:49.994 --> 00:32:51.298
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

00:32:51.680 --> 00:32:51.861
No.

00:32:52.691 --> 00:32:56.922
She really didn't have any fear over what happened.

00:32:56.922 --> 00:32:58.556
It's just like this is her duty.

00:32:58.556 --> 00:33:09.019
Okay, she says quote, I don't fear the rebel bullets nor the cannon, but her company lost only like one soldier.

00:33:09.019 --> 00:33:12.914
Wounded plenty, oh I'm sure, but only killed one.

00:33:13.171 --> 00:33:17.018
That's quite fucking impressive, and Rosetta made it out unscathed.

00:33:17.891 --> 00:33:22.816
And she says, quote for my part, I don't care where we go next, I don't feel afraid to go.

00:33:23.970 --> 00:33:25.395
I mean, there you go.

00:33:26.190 --> 00:33:29.398
So unfortunately, the rest of the campaign was a little bit of a disaster.

00:33:29.799 --> 00:33:30.141
Oh dear.

00:33:30.509 --> 00:33:40.055
Yes, the army had to retreat down the Red River and Wakeman's regiment pulled rear duty, rear guard duty, which means that they were pretty much the last ones to leave.

00:33:41.614 --> 00:33:43.973
First ones to arrive last ones to leave Protecting their ass.

00:33:43.973 --> 00:33:45.757
Basically at that point, yeah, Okay.

00:33:46.039 --> 00:33:49.196
So then there was another battle at Monet's Bluff.

00:33:49.637 --> 00:33:50.540
Monet's Bluff.

00:33:51.191 --> 00:33:52.236
On April 23rd.

00:33:52.477 --> 00:33:54.056
Okay, and this is still in Louisiana.

00:33:55.092 --> 00:34:05.480
And during this retreat, union forces engaged Confederate troops at Monáe's Bluff, which, if you're from Louisiana, is now called Cane River Crossing.

00:34:05.780 --> 00:34:06.102
Cane.

00:34:06.102 --> 00:34:07.454
Why do you think they changed it?

00:34:07.454 --> 00:34:08.097
I don't know.

00:34:08.097 --> 00:34:09.378
That's weird when they do that.

00:34:09.842 --> 00:34:22.295
I guess I don't know why they're researching a Russian story and Soviet union had one title for things and russia federation has a completely different title so it's funny.

00:34:22.335 --> 00:34:32.891
I was just watching a video from a comedian that are like saying, like how a lot of british, he's british there's a lot of people from britain or whatever it's like.

00:34:32.891 --> 00:34:37.155
They call it this but that's not what they call it when they're you're actually there.

00:34:37.155 --> 00:34:45.710
So it's funny how many different like names for shit that people have because we call it this thing, but even the people that live there they don't fucking call it that.

00:34:45.710 --> 00:34:50.335
So it's funny how like obviously different titles, but anyways yeah, yeah.

00:34:51.135 --> 00:34:58.943
So then 153rd New York Regiment was documented as participating in that skirmish.

00:34:59.585 --> 00:35:00.065
Skirmish.

00:35:00.365 --> 00:35:01.106
Skirmish.

00:35:01.429 --> 00:35:02.596
I still like when you say skirmish.

00:35:03.369 --> 00:35:06.353
And Rosetta was still with her regiment at that time.

00:35:06.353 --> 00:35:13.565
But there are no letters or any like service records that said that she was actually in the fight.

00:35:13.565 --> 00:35:16.514
Oh, so there's nothing to corroborate.

00:35:16.554 --> 00:35:17.096
Corroborate.

00:35:17.096 --> 00:35:19.501
Yeah, yeah, okay, fair enough, we're not sure.

00:35:20.030 --> 00:35:23.096
We think that she was present, but we're not sure if she participated.

00:35:23.277 --> 00:35:23.657
Okay, okay.

00:35:27.851 --> 00:35:34.737
The union was then cornered between a river and enemy fire, and everyone was needed.

00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:36.081
Sure.

00:35:36.389 --> 00:35:41.603
So it kind of begs to say that she was perhaps in it.

00:35:42.672 --> 00:35:48.119
It would lead you to believe that she was, but there's just no concrete proof saying that she was.

00:35:48.119 --> 00:35:48.661
Yeah, okay.

00:35:48.989 --> 00:36:00.237
So food was scarce, Water was disgusting, Soldiers were dropping like flies, and Rosetta later wrote quote quite a number die every day around here.

00:36:00.237 --> 00:36:00.880
End quote.

00:36:01.170 --> 00:36:02.394
Dropping like flies in Idiom.

00:36:02.394 --> 00:36:03.338
Yes, it is.

00:36:04.309 --> 00:36:05.474
She survived combat.

00:36:05.474 --> 00:36:07.440
That's wild.

00:36:07.440 --> 00:36:09.597
But now she's got a different enemy.

00:36:10.230 --> 00:36:13.780
Yeah, called life Dysentery, yeah, Dysentery.

00:36:13.780 --> 00:36:15.335
Do you remember playing Oregon Trail?

00:36:15.335 --> 00:36:22.255
Oh, fuck, yeah, we might have brought it up before you died of dysentery, motherfucker.

00:36:23.237 --> 00:36:26.175
Early May 1864 she got really sick.

00:36:26.175 --> 00:36:33.637
She reported to the Regimental Hospital on May 3rd, most likely suffering from dysentery.

00:36:33.637 --> 00:36:43.699
After weeks Of relentless marching, horrific water and just poor food, her body just couldn't quite keep up.

00:36:43.699 --> 00:36:53.557
She was evacuated to the Marine US General Hospital in New Orleans on May 22nd and they said her condition was already dire.

00:36:54.199 --> 00:36:54.641
Oh shit.

00:36:54.641 --> 00:36:57.119
So she was in pretty bad shape when she showed up.

00:36:57.829 --> 00:36:59.675
Rosetta died on June 19th.

00:37:00.295 --> 00:37:02.742
Oh, juneteenth.

00:37:03.449 --> 00:37:03.871
Juneteenth.

00:37:04.414 --> 00:37:04.876
Yesterday.

00:37:05.170 --> 00:37:07.518
August 64 at 21 years old.

00:37:07.518 --> 00:37:09.088
So she went into the army at 19.

00:37:09.351 --> 00:37:11.336
Fuck, she's only two years.

00:37:11.336 --> 00:37:14.597
That's terrible.

00:37:15.250 --> 00:37:29.210
But even in death no one blew her cover that's impressive there's no record that any doctor or orderly ever discovered that she was a woman or, if they did, did not write it down.

00:37:29.210 --> 00:37:43.065
Um as far as the army knew, she was private Private Lyons Wakeman and she was buried under Private Lyons Wakeman at the Chalmette National Cemetery just outside of New Orleans.

00:37:43.465 --> 00:37:44.186
That's wild.

00:37:44.186 --> 00:37:51.318
So like you gotta like speculate, there might have been people who said we'll keep her cover.

00:37:52.099 --> 00:37:53.583
Yeah, you don't know, it's possible.

00:37:54.411 --> 00:38:21.465
But also at that time time because lots of deaths yeah they didn't even like do anything, they just sorry yeah threw you in a grave I mean, she was technically at a hospital, so she probably had a little bit more one-on-one, you would you would think, obviously, but again, we don't know, being what the time was, with the war going on and everything, it's a very good possibility that they didn't inspect fucking shit.

00:38:21.465 --> 00:38:23.195
Yeah, they just did the basic shit.

00:38:23.195 --> 00:38:24.538
Well, she's gone.

00:38:24.750 --> 00:38:26.016
Well, she's got dysentery shit.

00:38:26.016 --> 00:38:28.478
Let's see what you're talking about.

00:38:29.329 --> 00:38:31.516
So what exactly all comes with dysentery?

00:38:32.559 --> 00:38:33.181
The shits.

00:38:33.429 --> 00:38:34.675
Is that mainly what it is?

00:38:34.795 --> 00:38:38.018
Yeah, Like you are losing all of your water.

00:38:38.018 --> 00:38:41.739
So Like you are weak as fuck.

00:38:42.050 --> 00:38:44.137
That's weird, because I feel like I had dysentery the other day.

00:38:44.137 --> 00:38:45.775
Apparently it was just a lot of beers.

00:38:50.431 --> 00:38:51.856
Oh for the love of God.

00:38:51.856 --> 00:38:52.639
21.

00:38:52.639 --> 00:39:03.128
That is so sad, so like there's Also like a possibility of like having blood in the stools, and it's usually spread through like contaminated food or water.

00:39:03.347 --> 00:39:03.608
Right.

00:39:03.608 --> 00:39:16.195
So okay, I'm sorry if I'm jumping the gun, if you even have this yeah, yarp Lions, wakeman, wakeman, right, mm-hmm.

00:39:16.195 --> 00:39:20.168
How did they let the family know?

00:39:20.168 --> 00:39:23.286
Because that was a fake person.

00:39:23.286 --> 00:39:24.545
Obviously, same last name.

00:39:25.681 --> 00:39:26.565
But the family knew.

00:39:28.360 --> 00:39:38.009
I understand the family knew, but the people in the army didn't know that she was a man or she was man, was a girl, and then they notify the family.

00:39:38.009 --> 00:39:41.246
So they knew that they came from this she came from this family, I would assume.

00:39:41.266 --> 00:39:41.869
So Okay, yeah.

00:39:41.869 --> 00:39:49.313
So they would write a letter saying hey sorry for your lines, they've been passing and they're like ah yeah, rosetta, probably.

00:39:49.432 --> 00:39:50.235
Okay, yeah, yeah.

00:39:52.740 --> 00:40:05.748
So for a century she was just another name on a stone, until someone somewhere actually opened a box of these old letters in someone's attic how the fuck did they get those letters in their attic?

00:40:05.748 --> 00:40:08.360
That's fucking amazing I know that is so cool.

00:40:08.702 --> 00:40:11.190
I know like seriously, like how would you come up?

00:40:11.190 --> 00:40:14.920
I want to find I have a very old fucking house yeah you do.

00:40:14.920 --> 00:40:17.423
Why the fuck can I find something cool like that?

00:40:17.423 --> 00:40:20.447
I apparently just have a car buried in my fucking yard.

00:40:20.447 --> 00:40:23.492
That's so fucking weird.

00:40:23.492 --> 00:40:30.724
I want to find letters, not a buried car from 1936 or whatever the guy suggested oh my gosh.

00:40:30.744 --> 00:40:34.541
Yeah, isn't that crazy like someone found these letters no, that's super wild.

00:40:34.561 --> 00:40:35.943
They went to a historian.

00:40:36.043 --> 00:40:36.784
And here you go.

00:40:36.784 --> 00:40:39.510
Here's the story of sarah rosetta wakeman.

00:40:39.931 --> 00:40:48.599
You said a hundred years later, right, a century later a century later so they lasted for a fucking hundred years, her family never said a word.

00:40:48.599 --> 00:40:55.681
That's so wild and like and for them to show up in some apparently random fucking person's attic.

00:40:55.681 --> 00:40:57.547
How did they get there?

00:40:57.547 --> 00:40:58.789
That's wild.

00:40:58.789 --> 00:41:02.079
Must have been their old house, and that's very possible.

00:41:02.340 --> 00:41:08.824
I mean because clearly she sent these letters to her family or the letters got passed down to siblings because she had nine of them.

00:41:08.824 --> 00:41:10.409
Well, right other siblings.

00:41:10.449 --> 00:41:11.420
That's what I was just going to say.

00:41:11.420 --> 00:41:14.748
So obviously she sent the letters to her house, her family.

00:41:14.748 --> 00:41:19.143
They kept them clearly because they're still in existence.

00:41:19.143 --> 00:41:24.733
So did they get, get to sister, brother, whatever, whoever her siblings were?

00:41:24.733 --> 00:41:31.590
Or did they have them in an attic and then they all moved on, died whatever, and someone else bought the house?

00:41:31.630 --> 00:41:32.271
It's fucking wild.

00:41:32.311 --> 00:41:40.264
I don't know, it's just crazy, it is crazy For something like that, because that's a very throwaway-able thing for a lot of people.

00:41:40.264 --> 00:41:44.387
Yeah, for them to last 100 fucking years is just impressive.

00:41:44.387 --> 00:41:45.568
So, that's so cool.

00:41:45.568 --> 00:41:48.789
I really think that's awesome, your house comes with a cistern.

00:41:48.789 --> 00:41:52.612
Under my kitchen and in my basement.

00:41:53.172 --> 00:41:53.452
Yeah.

00:41:53.753 --> 00:41:58.737
I don't know if what's under my kitchen is actually a cistern.

00:42:00.882 --> 00:42:01.164
Giant well.

00:42:01.184 --> 00:42:01.706
See it's not a well.

00:42:01.706 --> 00:42:02.813
Well, see, it's not a well.

00:42:02.813 --> 00:42:04.862
I know it's not a well giant hole.

00:42:04.862 --> 00:42:06.346
I thought it could have been a pool.

00:42:06.887 --> 00:42:13.710
Maybe I have an underground pool like a maybe it's a like a cool plunge I would love one of those.

00:42:13.849 --> 00:42:14.351
Yeah, you would.

00:42:14.351 --> 00:42:18.768
So a long time ago I went to uh, it was actually for my 30th birthday.

00:42:18.768 --> 00:42:25.030
I went to the spa to get a massage and prior to they had like the whole like hot and cold.

00:42:25.030 --> 00:42:34.315
The cold pool they had was at 45 degrees, which is cold for water because it envelops you and your fucking body.

00:42:34.315 --> 00:42:36.507
I stayed in there for 45 minutes.

00:42:36.507 --> 00:42:38.907
It was fucking amazing.

00:42:39.420 --> 00:42:42.027
I think the one at Kohler, I think that was like 65.

00:42:42.809 --> 00:42:43.371
That's warm.

00:42:44.313 --> 00:42:44.634
Is it?

00:42:45.115 --> 00:42:45.797
Tepid yeah.

00:42:46.581 --> 00:42:47.523
Okay, so maybe I'm wrong.

00:42:47.864 --> 00:42:48.425
I'm joking.

00:42:48.425 --> 00:42:49.186
That's warm for me.

00:42:49.887 --> 00:42:52.512
Oh, I was like I don't know, maybe I'm wrong.

00:42:52.873 --> 00:42:55.322
Anyway, okay, anyway, sorry, sorry to get sidetracked there.

00:42:55.402 --> 00:43:06.755
Sarah Rosetta Wakeman's identity was eventually unmasked and in the late 20th century her descendants and other historians brought her letters out into the public.

00:43:06.755 --> 00:43:09.838
They were published in 1994.

00:43:09.858 --> 00:43:10.119
Oh, wow, okay.

00:43:10.320 --> 00:43:13.128
As a book called An Uncommon Soldier.

00:43:13.128 --> 00:43:18.708
Yeah, and it's all her letters, that's awesome so the author is Sarah Rosetta Wakeman.

00:43:19.268 --> 00:43:20.012
Sorry, excuse me.

00:43:20.012 --> 00:43:27.965
So it literally was just like Dracula just letters, just a book put together of all of her letters.

00:43:27.965 --> 00:43:30.092
Yep, that's wild, that's fucking awesome, yep.

00:43:30.092 --> 00:43:32.027
So she must have wrote a lot then.

00:43:32.782 --> 00:43:33.585
Yeah, she wrote a few.

00:43:34.300 --> 00:43:36.025
To comprise an entire book.

00:43:36.025 --> 00:43:37.329
That's awesome.

00:43:37.449 --> 00:43:37.650
Yeah.

00:43:38.300 --> 00:43:39.585
Quite a different perspective.

00:43:39.585 --> 00:43:44.327
You wouldn't usually get to see or hear or read, I guess, whatever way you want to say that.

00:43:44.327 --> 00:43:52.030
But um, especially back then, because a lot of people were illiterate yes, did not write, read whatever.

00:43:52.030 --> 00:44:00.592
So I mean, for her to be able to do that, that's awesome, first and foremost, and for her to be actually able to get away with it is spectacular.

00:44:00.612 --> 00:44:07.387
And she is not the only woman documented in the Civil War as having pretended to be a man.

00:44:07.387 --> 00:44:08.965
That's what I mentioned earlier.

00:44:09.025 --> 00:44:10.101
I said there's got to be others.

00:44:10.503 --> 00:44:11.547
Yes, there is others.

00:44:12.282 --> 00:44:13.126
I mean that makes sense.

00:44:13.126 --> 00:44:16.141
Just too many people to not have that happen.

00:44:16.141 --> 00:44:18.730
I should say it only happened once.

00:44:24.219 --> 00:44:25.521
She's like Mulan in union blues.

00:44:25.521 --> 00:44:26.083
I never liked that one.

00:44:26.083 --> 00:44:27.626
Oh, I love to move on, I just could never.

00:44:27.626 --> 00:44:36.346
Let's get down to business to defeat the huns well, who doesn't want to defeat the huns?

00:44:36.646 --> 00:44:37.047
am I right?

00:44:37.047 --> 00:44:43.056
Um, I just, I think for my age I was just past that.

00:44:43.056 --> 00:44:45.221
Yeah, so I just never got into that one.

00:44:45.221 --> 00:44:50.355
Um, anyways, that seems like a completely sidetracked notion.

00:44:50.355 --> 00:44:55.525
Yeah, I was gonna say something and you had to go sing god.

00:44:56.186 --> 00:45:01.594
well, anyway, that's the story of Sarah Rosetta Wakeman, aka Lions Wakeman.

00:45:01.793 --> 00:45:02.516
That's pretty cool.

00:45:02.516 --> 00:45:10.273
I mean, she had obviously specific reasons for what she did and it was to better herself and her family.

00:45:10.273 --> 00:45:13.280
It wasn't for her country, and that's okay.

00:45:13.280 --> 00:45:17.010
I mean, they had a rough time going of it.

00:45:17.010 --> 00:45:18.967
They needed money and then they were trying.

00:45:18.967 --> 00:45:24.925
So with her death in that, did you get a pension or anything that her family got?

00:45:25.047 --> 00:45:26.250
I don't know, I mean I wonder.

00:45:26.429 --> 00:45:32.521
I don't even know if that was a thing back in the civil war because you died for your country, even though she was fighting for her family.

00:45:32.521 --> 00:45:39.893
Basically, yeah, it's just wild that, um, you know she got away with it.

00:45:41.255 --> 00:45:48.889
That's just impressive, for 150 years well basically yeah, because I mean no one he knew she had all these letters she wrote to her family.

00:45:48.889 --> 00:45:51.422
They're hidden in a fucking attic apparently.

00:45:51.422 --> 00:46:00.407
Um, like you said that the doctors didn't say a word or anything in the hospital she was at when she died of dysentery.

00:46:00.407 --> 00:46:03.445
I mean, she wasn't even on the Oregon Trail.

00:46:03.445 --> 00:46:04.068
What the fuck?

00:46:04.068 --> 00:46:07.527
How many times I died on the Oregon Trail?

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of dysentery.

00:46:08.362 --> 00:46:15.668
Fuck that game so much so great though I mean that shit we grew up on, unlike the games my son likes to play.

00:46:15.668 --> 00:46:23.932
He's trying to play this new game I mean it's's not new, but called roblox I I don't like it.

00:46:23.932 --> 00:46:26.744
It's fucking weird.

00:46:26.744 --> 00:46:30.353
And I don't like it because my son can hey, I'm gonna buy this.

00:46:30.353 --> 00:46:31.034
No, you're not.

00:46:31.034 --> 00:46:34.887
Oh, I'm not spending money on this shit, so I don't.

00:46:34.887 --> 00:46:38.094
Only sarah doesn't want him to play it at all.

00:46:38.094 --> 00:46:40.407
Oh, really, I let him play it last night.

00:46:43.559 --> 00:46:45.764
Is it because he's able to purchase things on there.

00:46:45.764 --> 00:46:46.465
It's part of it.

00:46:46.465 --> 00:46:47.146
That's part of it.

00:46:47.146 --> 00:46:50.731
It's funny because he can't read yet.

00:46:50.731 --> 00:46:51.873
He's only six.

00:46:51.873 --> 00:46:53.340
He's learning.

00:46:53.340 --> 00:46:57.771
He can read some stuff, but not fluent in reading, whatever you want to call it.

00:46:58.820 --> 00:47:01.922
And her big thing is a lot of these have like chat rooms and shit.

00:47:01.922 --> 00:47:05.690
She doesn't want him a part of that, which I completely agree with him.

00:47:05.690 --> 00:47:06.721
He's too young for that.

00:47:06.721 --> 00:47:12.601
But, um, he made a comment to me when we were done playing it last night before I put him to bed.

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He goes can we play this tomorrow?

00:47:15.552 --> 00:47:18.682
I'm like, well, I'm gonna go record a podcast tomorrow and then maybe.

00:47:18.682 --> 00:47:22.961
And he goes, I'm like, well, we can put maybe play it saturday.

00:47:22.961 --> 00:47:27.862
Well, we have to play it when mom and vesper go to bed because she doesn't want me to play this.

00:47:27.862 --> 00:47:32.623
Like, all right, that's between you and me, buddy, but you can only play this when I'm around.

00:47:32.623 --> 00:47:36.400
Yeah, so, because I just don't want him buying random shit or talking to random people.

00:47:36.400 --> 00:47:42.130
And he can't talk to random people because he can't type shit out in the chat room or whatever but so what's the game?

00:47:42.289 --> 00:47:43.351
I don't fucking know.

00:47:43.351 --> 00:47:43.952
That's the point.

00:47:43.952 --> 00:47:44.675
It's weird.

00:47:44.675 --> 00:47:47.887
It's got like all these different things and you pick.

00:47:47.887 --> 00:47:55.599
So like the one he was playing last night was, uh, some bodybuilding thing where you go and do exercise and you're you fucking bulk out and shit.

00:47:55.599 --> 00:47:56.201
It's weird.

00:47:56.201 --> 00:48:02.112
And then you can go in competitions and like, try and win money to buy other shit.

00:48:02.112 --> 00:48:03.601
It's fucking.

00:48:03.601 --> 00:48:06.608
I'm like what is this weird, why?

00:48:06.608 --> 00:48:12.813
And I tried to have him play another game and he gets, he was getting frustrated and I, like I was getting frustrated.

00:48:12.833 --> 00:48:13.981
I'm like, dude, just do this.

00:48:13.981 --> 00:48:15.903
It's called rocket league.

00:48:15.903 --> 00:48:26.248
So it's basically you're on a giant fucking field soccer field, I should say, let me finish that thought with a car and a giant ball.

00:48:26.248 --> 00:48:28.675
You try and hit the ball, score goals.

00:48:28.675 --> 00:48:30.521
So he and I played together.

00:48:30.521 --> 00:48:31.264
I killed him.

00:48:31.264 --> 00:48:41.652
But I'm also been playing video games for fucking almost 40 years, basically not quite, but almost and he's been playing for a year and a half, two years maybe.

00:48:41.652 --> 00:48:46.148
He's been playing iPad games, a lot different than playing a video game on a console.

00:48:46.148 --> 00:48:48.085
So he's getting frustrated and frustrated.

00:48:48.085 --> 00:48:49.264
He's like, dude, just calm the fuck down.

00:48:49.264 --> 00:48:50.181
It's a game, it's fun.

00:48:50.181 --> 00:48:51.327
You're supposed to have fun.

00:48:51.327 --> 00:48:56.909
Don't get so fucking serious about this, but anyways, this Roblox thing not a fan.

00:48:58.601 --> 00:49:18.409
I'm not enjoying it, but hey if you know he wants to start buying shit, maybe we'll send him to the army in 1863 and he can start making 152 signing bonus 13 bucks a month yeah I mean I wouldn't mind having my kid bring in some money.

00:49:18.429 --> 00:49:19.090
Oh, yeah, oh.

00:49:19.391 --> 00:49:22.601
Jesus Christ, are you okay?

00:49:22.621 --> 00:49:25.403
Yeah, I had a 20, well, 16-minute nap today.

00:49:25.403 --> 00:49:26.605
You'd think that would have been enough.

00:49:27.646 --> 00:49:31.590
You did say that you heard something that you thought was your alarm, so you got up.

00:49:32.510 --> 00:49:33.632
Three and a half minutes early.

00:49:34.333 --> 00:49:38.237
Ma, could you imagine if you would have got those three and a half minutes, how great it would be right now?

00:49:38.237 --> 00:49:41.869
Yeah, yeah, that'd be nice.

00:49:41.869 --> 00:49:45.188
I know you're daydreaming, nightdreaming.

00:49:45.188 --> 00:49:46.050
What are you dreaming of?

00:49:47.882 --> 00:49:49.728
I'm dreaming about what you think about your beer.

00:49:50.641 --> 00:49:51.706
I really enjoyed it.

00:49:51.706 --> 00:49:53.465
That was actually really good.

00:49:53.465 --> 00:49:55.061
Good, I finished both.

00:49:55.061 --> 00:49:57.766
I need another one.

00:49:57.766 --> 00:49:59.349
What do you think of yours?

00:49:59.530 --> 00:50:00.251
I like the can.

00:50:01.313 --> 00:50:01.873
So not the beer.

00:50:03.081 --> 00:50:05.128
I think the cherry is throwing me off.

00:50:05.148 --> 00:50:05.969
Too much yeah.

00:50:06.922 --> 00:50:09.650
It needs to be like stark cold Okay.

00:50:10.840 --> 00:50:15.335
Well, maybe throw the next one you have of those in the freezer for a minute and see what happens.

00:50:15.596 --> 00:50:18.085
It's good, right, I just wouldn't.

00:50:18.085 --> 00:50:20.148
I probably wouldn't purchase it again.

00:50:20.148 --> 00:50:23.443
Well, good thing, but I'll drink what I have, kind of a thing.

00:50:23.463 --> 00:50:25.186
Here's the thing we can't.

00:50:25.186 --> 00:50:35.793
We're not in ohio, so you're lucky there yeah we don't have to worry about that, you and the good thing is I bought it, so don't worry about it.

00:50:35.793 --> 00:50:48.621
Sorry, stop yawning, welp.

00:50:48.621 --> 00:50:49.242
I suppose it's a nap time yet.

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